The Worm Song (humanified)

Current Mood: Hyped
Lolllll well everyone is a bit crazy and nuts. Well okay, some people are less nuts than others, but hey-our hamsters all die at some point. ^ ^
Ohhhh so I was feeling rather vicious on the car...and I wrote a sequel to the worm song! It has nothing to do with worms though. And I fail at rhyming. =D

The Worm Song
Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
Guess I’ll go eat worms—
Long ones, short ones,
Fat ones, skinny ones,
Ooey, gooey, icky, sticky worms.

Chomp off the heads and
Squish out the juice and
Throw the tails away—
Nobody knows how I survive on worms three times a day!

Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
Guess I’ll go eat worms—
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensy, teensy, squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm.

Long, thin, slimy ones go down easily,
Big fat fuzzy ones don’t.
Big fat fuzzy ones stick to your teeth while the juice runs down your throat.

Down goes the first one,
Down goes the second one,
Feel how they wiggle and squirm—
Now I found out,
Nobody hates me,
Why’d I eat those worms?

(introduced to me by Anita)

The Worm Song (Humanified)
By Theresa
Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
Guess I’ll kill them all—
Kick them, punch them,
Shoot them, eat them,
Stupid, ugly, fat, retarded pee-oh-pall.

Chop off the heads and
Stomp out the life and
Throw the guts away—
Nobody knows how I survive on blood three times a day.

Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
Guess I’ll kill them all—
Fat, short, ugly ones,
Tall, thin, stupid ones,
Watch how they scream and bawl.

Down goes the first one,
Down goes the second one,
Look at the bright red wall—
Now I found out,
Nobody hated me,
Why’d I kill them all?

Yayyy. ^ ^
Thankies Anita, for the suggestion XD.
Heeheehee. =P
Blahhh got banned from blogger for a week. Well, as long as my mom doesn't catch me...-giggles hysterically-
Okay sorry I'm being weird again. ... ... ...